Thursday, October 27, 2005

Righteous Rudy #2

Today I wish Rudy would require Shamim Siddiqi of Flushing, Queens to annually sail a New York garbage scow to the Carolinas, until he can make the connection between the garbage in his head, and the garbage on the scow, remove the former, and consign it to the latter.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Righteous Rudy #1

Ten years ago, Rudy Giuliani kicked Arafat out of the Lincoln Center. In what I hope will be a lighthearted continuing series, I will be nominating more individuals for attention by Rudy.

Today, I wish Rudy would forbid FAMS spokesman Dave Adams from visiting the concession stands at Yankee Stadium. No bratwurst for you, Dave!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Rudy Giuliani Is Looking Even Better

I didn't know about the time he kicked Arafat out of the Lincoln Center. Maybe if he becomes President he can kick Mugabe out of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. That would be sweet.

Rosa Parks Has Gone To Heaven

I hope Peter has delegated the task of leading her to her mansion to the white man who asked her to give up her seat after he volunteered.