Mrs. Wince Says #2

Wince: The New York Times is useless.
Mrs. Wince, deadpan: Lots of people have birds, honey.

Inspired by Rachel Lucas.

Fantasy Camp

People pay to go to Baseball Fantasy Camp when they are too old or too unskilled to play pro ball. Anyone out there who would pay to go to Boot Camp? How much would you pay? And how much would it cost, anyway?

Via One Hand Clapping.

A Blog Olympics

I don't want to watch the Olympics, I want to compete! Ever hear of a postal match? It's where you shoot your targets, and then mail them to a neutral judge to score them and declare the winner. It works on the honor system. We have digital cameras, digital video, etc. Why not a blog Olympics? You run your race, swim your laps, shoot your targets, etc. You email your digital video to the judge for your events and they announce the winners (and maybe post the video) on their blogs! Does anyone know how to judge pommel horse?