Thursday, September 30, 2004

213 Things Skippy Can't Do - The List

Read the 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army.

You will enjoy it. Here's a sample:
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
Via The Gantry Launchpad.