I Have a Very Funny Wife

I got this unusually shaped package from my wife. It was heavy. I started to get excited. I opened it and found a bottle of mouthwash with a note made from green construction paper shaped like a Christmas tree. I started to laugh. My wife said, "Did you read the note?" "No", I said and I opened it. It read:

Dear ---:
Here is that scope you were hinting for, but I have no idea how you attach this to the gun. I think you'll have to work that part out on your own.
Love,
J.

I laughed even harder. (I do get to go shopping for a scope, now.)