Wednesday, August 20, 2003

Aquatic Treachery!

The Brain Stem, Wince's Brain (WBNN)

Although he was sent to quell the neural protests here at Wince's Brain Stem, Aquaman has instead joined the protesters. "Of course I had to join the protesters," Aquaman said, "They want to save the whales! Besides, I hate Frank J. He thinks my name is gay!"

When asked to comment Wince replied, "I thought Aquaman's sense of honor would keep him from betraying me. What was I thinking! All the news reports mentioned that silly protester with the whale sign. I guess I thought when Frank pointed out that Aquaman could kick Robin's ass that he and Aquaman had patched things up. Go figure."