Ratings Key
Biting monkey: Very bad
Chattering monkey: Bad
One fleeing monkey: Fair
Two fleeing monkeys: Good
One dead monkey: Very Good
Two dead monkeys: Excellent
I have noticed that the In My World posts improve over time.
In My World Posts - In Chronological Order From The Beginning
Title: Most of This Post is Made Up... I Think
Post Date: September 28, 2002 05:49 PM
Synopsis: Senator Torricelli flees from his life of crime.
Dramatis Personae: New Jersey Senator Torricelli, David Chang
Rating: One fleeing monkey
Title: Take One Last Look Before It's All Blown Away
Post Date: October 11, 2002 08:30 AM
Synopsis: Iraqi toothbrushes explained.
Dramatis Personae: Gen. Hussan Mohammed Amin, various reporters
Rating: One fleeing monkey
Title: In My World
Post Date: October 26, 2002 02:38 PM
Synopsis: Ari Fleishcer gets pissed.
Dramatis Personae: Ari Fleishcer, Donald Rumsfeld, a French diplomat
Rating: One fleeing monkey
Title: Iraq Definantly Refuses to Give Opinion on U.N. Resolution
Post Date: November 12, 2002 08:35 AM
Synopsis: Iraq, err, deliberately ignores US resolution.
Dramatis Personae: Ari Fleishcer, George W. Bush
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
Title: Rumsfeld: Iraqi 'Bastards' Will Be Nuked
Post Date: November 15, 2002 05:27 PM
Synopsis: Donald Rumsfeld shows the proper attitude towards the press.
Dramatis Personae: Donald Rumsfeld, a reporter, a hysterical reporter, the French ambassador to America, George W. Bush
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
Title: White House Scoffs at Daschle Criticism of Radio Commentators
Post Date: November 26, 2002 05:27 PM
Synopsis: Ari Fleischer proves extremely hostile to Tom Daschle.
Dramatis Personae: Sen. Tom Daschle, Ari Fleischer, a reporter
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
Title: Dead Man Jeffords Slams Bush's Environmental Record
Post Date: November 30, 2002 05:47 PM
Synopsis: Sen. James Jeffords discovers that it's not nice to fool Mother Elephant.
Dramatis Personae: Sen. James Jeffords, the grim specter of death, Ari Fleischer
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
Title: U.S. Unimpressed with Iraqi Inspections
Post Date: December 04, 2002 09:11 AM
Synopsis: Rumsfeld begins to lose patience waiting for the war.
Dramatis Personae: Hans Blix, assorted reporters, Saddam Hussein, Kofi Annan, Donald Rumsfeld
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
Title: White House: U.S. Must Get to War with Iraq Before Rumsfeld Hurts Someone
Post Date: December 09, 2002 09:04 PM
Synopsis: Ari Fleischer explains why the White House fears Rumsfeld.
Dramatis Personae: President Bush, Ari Fleischer, Hans Blix, assorted reporters
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
Title: Wussy, Whiny Liberal Powell Asks for Mercy for America's Enemies
Post Date: December 23, 2002 03:29 PM
Synopsis: Colin Powell disagrees with Donald Rumsfeld. I've noticed that Colin does not appear very afraid of Rumsfeld in Frank's posts, in spite of the rather rabid abuse Rumsfeld subjects him to. Maybe Frank respects the real Colin Powell's gravitas.
Dramatis Personae: Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld, two reporters, President Bush
Rating: One dead monkey
Title: North Koreans Say that Sactions Will Mean They Will Commit a Violent Suicide
Post Date: January 08, 2003 08:55 AM
Synopsis: Donald Rumsfled explains that we can fight Iraq and North Korea at the same time.
Dramatis Personae: Donald Rumsfled, the press
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
Title: Sen. Murray Defends Bin Laden Comments and Calls for Death of America
Post Date: January 09, 2003 07:00 PM
Synopsis: Sen. Patty Murray utterly fails to apologize.
Dramatis Personae: Sen. Patty Murray, reporters
Rating: Two fleeing monkeys
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