Knoxville, Tennessee (WBNN)
A riot at the Best Friend Products plant was narrowly averted today when management agreed to continue providing free Wagglty Tail to the workers. "I can't believe they were going to take away our Wagglty Tail! I was a bum, a hobo before I started drinking that stuff. It made me a new man!" said one of the highly aggitated staff. Management confirmed the policy snafu. "I guess we won't be hiring hobos anymore," said the plant manager, "Upper management is afraid of labor unrest. I thought it was working out great. Give em some Wagglty Tail and they even stop disappearing."