BARDSTOWN, Kentucky (WBNN)
Investigators of the fire which consumed 800,000 gallons of Jim Beam Whiskey have been questioning a local hobo about the conflagration. He just mumbles "Lightning, White lightning, Glenn White lightning," over and over, according to investigators. The hobo, who sports a tatoo with the letters BFP and a permanent pink stain in his mustache, has, in his more lucid moments, seemed to indicate a rival drink manufacturer may be responsible.
